Thursday, February 25, 2010

Life is a bicycle

Life is a bicycle. If you want it to take you places, then you're gonna have to pedal.

Life is a bicycle. You might be a little sweaty by the end, but that's the cost of doing business. Besides, you're a mammal and that's what mammals do.

Life is a bicycle. Sometimes you fall down.

Life is a bicycle. And sometimes it gets cold, and sometimes you get a flat. Remember to bring your gloves and your patch kit.

Life is a bicycle. The uphill parts are hard and the downhill parts are fun.

Life is a bicycle. That means whatever you want it to mean.

Life is a bicycle. Yours is probably just as good as anybody else's, but if you really want to you can get a new one.

Life is a bicycle. You decide what makes it good.

Life is a bicycle. You can spend as much or little time, effort, and money on improving it as you want.

Life is a bicycle: more versatile and useful than one might think.

Life is a bicycle. And that's awesome.

Life is a bicycle. Sometimes you arrive with skinned hands and grease on your clothes.

Life is a bicycle. So bicycle maintenance and repair are both handy skills to have.

Life is a bicycle. Watch out for cars and don't get run over.

Life is a bicycle. Sometimes you need to announce your intent, assert your lane position, and otherwise stand up for yourself.

Life is a bicycle, and any schmuck can ride a bicycle.

Life is a bicycle. It ain't going to pedal itself.

Life is a bicycle. You may have ten speeds but I bet you only ever use maybe three of them.

Life is a bicycle. Then what is your bike shop?

Life is a bicycle. The local bike shop is your hospital/church/mechanic.

Life is a bicycle. And there's only so much you can do about the rain.

Life is a bicycle. Wanna ride on my handlebars?

Life is a bicycle. That kind of limits the amount of crap you can carry with you.

Life is a bicycle. If you learn to adjust it so it fits you, you'll be a lot more comfortable.

Life is a bicycle. WHEEEEEEEEEEE!

Life is a bicycle. And a child's bike is just as much a bike as yours is.

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